🍬 I'm the weirdo who likes candy corn

Every October, I buy myself a bag of candy corn. Not for trick-or-treaters. Not as a joke. I actually eat it. 🎃 While everyone else is debating whether it's wax or sugar (it's both, obviously), I'm sitting at my desk, popping those little triangles like popcorn, diving deep into Google Analytics. Yes, I said that out loud. I'm the person who gets genuinely excited about meta descriptions. Who celebrates when organic traffic goes up 2%. Who can talk about AI optimization for hours without...